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Topic: Tell by the way a joke (only cool, not about Vovochka and not about Stierlitz) (a part 8)

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Donkey and a parrot.
- Whether and you know, the friend, - told the Donkey I Will scare, - that if I stamp a hoof, the earth scatters on one thousand pieces?
- I know, - the Parrot nodded, - but who will collect it then? You yes I, nobody more.
- Also do not speak, - the Donkey agreed, carefully lowering a hoof on the earth, - to what to us superfluous efforts?

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[off] micho
Also what, Mahnovtsy were at war there where there are no railways, or not in steppe, and in wood? Or not in 20?
did not plunder local population. [/off]

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Expensive Grandfather the Frost!
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- Tell, , and women can be trusted?
- It is possible, let trust...

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[off] Engene086
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From what the output, what the one who went in the stopped train - "local population" is drawn?
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There is at me a big brother, very high. And so, there was a business, we quarreled with it also I take and tell any muck I (do not remember) ostensibly in verses but as I on children's supposed very insulting. On what he answered me: "not in a warehouse, not in a harmony - lick at a cat back". As I then was upset, as I grieved, but this phrase remembered and remembered strongly. Transited time and there was again a quarrel. And here I in expectation of triumph, with children's enthusiasm shout to the brother: "not in a warehouse, not in a harmony - lick at a cat back"!. On what he easy answered me:" I licked through glass, and you all in a mouth glass ". My hysterics was not indescribable. However during that moment I strongly realized, and I adhere to it till now - watch, study and forward fathers in a scorching heat be not put or from discharge" do not divide a skin of not killed bear "though there is no it it is sad. And here" do not speak  yet you will not skip ", do not brag as  more shortly....  while operation is not completed. And still. I am am tormented till now by a question. What exactly my brother under a word meant"glass"? Glass flew down or something else flew down? It for me for ever now a riddle. But it probably also is some kind of a crime-punishment for me.

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[off] Bot Hisatva
From what the output, what the one who went in the stopped train - "local population" is drawn?
And from what the output what foreigners went is drawn?
By the way, whence the information, what "" trains plundered and forced women? [/off]

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Than the Tsar differs from the President?
The tsar knows that if it plunders the country remains nothing to its children.
The president knows that if it does not plunder the country remains nothing to its children.

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[off] Baykonur
The Tsar knows that if it plunders the country remains nothing to its children.
The given knowledge in any way did not help Nikolay-2. Itself personally and voluntary all . [/off]

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[off] Engene086
Whence the information, what "" trains plundered and forced women?
From A.Tolstogo "Gloomy morning", probably? [/off]

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I will be marked.

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Let's not to confuse in one heap the different historical periods of activity of this historic figure and its surrounding. And it... Here not "History". Therefore I fasten about...
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[off] forevic
From A.Tolstogo "Gloomy morning", probably?
A.N.Tolstoy was known "storyteller" and during described in "" events lived in Europe. So it same "eyewitness" as well as I.:D
Bot Hisatva
Let's not to confuse in one heap the different historical periods of activity of this historic figure and its surrounding. And it... Here not "History".
Well, so also do not confuse. Read "", see enough "Admiral", and then hang up boards of Mannergejmu and Kolchaku yes Banderu glorify.:rolleyes: [/off]

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corlusha
So after all - "with ready smaller respect and love"

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[off] corlusha
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