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Topic: Competition of chastooshkas

We write to this subject of a chastooshka, the people vote, put pluses and minuses, in couple of weeks  the total, the one who types the maximum positive difference wins a prize while it is 100 .. Prize fund increase is possible. I do not participate.
This abstract chastooshka for a seed
The tractor on a fence goes
Feet hairy
And behind it the cow flies
Too the tree gnaws.
Self-composed too are welcomed

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Our Milke in hot day
The gadfly in  ***  flew;
Villages Milka on a wattle fence
a gadfly.

Not mine.

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Kiev, Kiev, Kiev, Kiev
Kiev, Kiev, Kiev, Kiev
The European country
the president

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At the foot of a hill there is an izba

In it there live two girls
[del] prostitutes [/del] darlings, beautiful

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On a Kreschatik in nature a farm flour-grinding
Near to it Petjunja, a physiognomy alcoholic sits

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The people, give more actively, we write, we estimate

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All would sing, all danced
All would have fun
And under the pretty lay
Too moved
(Not my, heard)

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Fly, hasten, here a chastooshka write.

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At me on  twenty five spots
At me a wrong metabolism
And though daily mine  with soap I
All the same spots...
And   :weep:

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With I aim interest increases each original post it will be remunerated 1 .
We write, the rich man!

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Lenin plays music;
Stalin dances .
Disorganized all Raseju
Two "cheerful"... .

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On a meadow there is a birch
gnutaja-pregnutaja
On your eyes I see;
That you [del]  [/del] the madwoman
Adding from 9/1/2017 18:48:
On a wall the brick creeps
Wooden, as egg.
I sit on an attic;
Horse-radish you will kill me now

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We do not sow, we do not plow, we do not play the fool. From a belltower * we wave - we disperse clouds.

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In our garden, in the back
All grass trampled down;
That not a wind, not a storm;
That love damned

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Lenin Stalin asked;
-What in collective farms do?
-Potato under snow dig;
Flax on skis pull.

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As in the Ivanovo collective farm
Spoil maids on manure
Them [del]  [/del] love;
They [del]  [/del] (emit gases);
Splashes fly to the sides
Adding from 9/1/2017 19:35:
Green blue reddens ;
The brown yolk grows white blackness;
Space participation makes related people;
the West,  the east...

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Vsan, Lenin, rise ise, the darling;
Fed rumpling a horse-flesh!
Lenin , waved hands:
-That to me to do with fools!

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On a hillock there is a monk;
Long rummages in trousers.
Whether louses bite it;
Whether eggs to live hinder.

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Lenin Trotsky told:
"We go, a companion, on a market;
Let's buy a horse brown;
Let's feed to the proletarian ".
Adding from 9/1/2017 19:51:
Lenin Trotsky told:
"I got a flour bag.
To me an Easter cake, you .
Lamtsa-dritsa, gop-tsa-tsa."

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Academic year began,
Watch ,
And the question oppresses me:
Whether it is fast vacation?
Adding from 9/1/2017 19:56:
Time shifted on an hour,
Vanity on the globe.
Earlier  ** stood in bed,
And now - in the bus.
Adding from 9/1/2017 20:05:
Put the Greek a hand in the river
Also remained without a hand
In   crocodiles
Too the nobility not fools!

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Lenin on a birch sits;
Holds a sickle and a hammer;
And its "girlfriend" Trotsky
Blows from front without .
Adding from 9/1/2017 20:11:
Lenin on a pig goes;
Trotsky - on a dog.
Commissioners ran up:
Thought - Cossacks.

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Because of wood, because of mountains
The muzhik showed an axe;
Yes not simply showed;
It to  anchored
Adding from 9/1/2017 20:45:
There was I wood, saw a demon.
The demon to an ear to itself cooked;
The kettle on  hung up;
And from a bottom the smoke brought down

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When Lenin died;
To Stalin punished:
"A lot of bread do not give;
Meat do not show ".
Adding from 9/1/2017 23:17:
Bread  were born
From  as are good!
were,
To us left .
Well to that is,
Who is written down in the poor, -
Bread on an oven moves,
As to a lazy cat.

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[s] I to you of classics will throw out... To pay  [/s]
Adding from 9/2/2017 21:58:
There was I wood
Saw a demon;
He sat also soup cooked
Kettle on
hung up;
And from a bottom the smoke brought down.

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big_smile
More in an original way there is no place))))
As at us at a forum
Yes everyone - the genius, "give two";
And ask to do mental arithmetic
Whether can answer hardly
smile